refrigerator magnet poetry inspiration

If the phone don't ring

Then you'll know it's me

Oh no, she's acting single

And I'm drinking doubles

If love were oil, I'd be a quart low

I'm pretty sure I liked you better before

If your glove doesn't fit

Then you'll know this is it

Oh no, she's getting fussy

And I'm your favorite hussy

If love were hot weather, then I'm bound to snow

I'm pretty sure I liked you better before

If your gearshift gets stuck

Then you've cashed in on luck

Oh no, she'll call you baby

And I'll just call me crazy

If love were drugs then I'm a bad batch of blow

I'm pretty sure I liked you better before

If your fridge gets all hot

Then you'll see what I'm not

Oh no, she's one to covet

But I'll just rise above it

If love were parked cars then I'm getting towed

I'm pretty sure I liked you better before

If your doorknob breaks

Then you've found your mistake

Oh no, she's causing problems

And I'm not gonna solve them

If love was climbing stairs then I'm ten steps below

I'm pretty sure I liked you better before

If your camera won't click

Then you're bout to get sick

Oh no, she's so demanding

But my mind is expanding

If love's in hyper speed, then I'm taking it slow

I'm pretty sure I liked you better before

If you just found your keys

Then you'll know it's me

Oh yes, her words are taunting

And I'm the one you're wanting

If love is a stage then we're bout to start the show

I think I like you just as much as before