The poem I promised for my favorite girl :]

So I hear that you two are taking a camping trip?

I hope you won't mind if I come with.

No, it's not a question

It's more than a suggestion

Hah, we've got the plan

So I'll get my man

At least, I think I can

But you might have slipped

Into the poison grip

Of that baby bitch

That slut makes me itch

But look she's so sweet

Oh wait, that's why you got swept off your feet

I guess all guys like some sugar that easy

But after ten minutes, how are you not queasy?

Ok, now we've got the fire

And she's got your desire

You brought me a friend

That's nice, but I'm not interested

But that cup that was filled

Is making him thrilled

And we're talking and joking and flirting too?

Are we really discussing if I'm a Jew?

This night feels so strange

My thoughts are all derranged

Let's try and sleep

Shit, my hair just won't keep

All in one place

Boy, get out of my face!

Stay away from my neck

GOD, will those two learn some respect?

Or is it us because we're the ones talking?

Next morning comes and we're all walking

Our separate way, and you know what?  That's fine

You go get yours, cause I'm still getting mine

Maybe not today, tomorrow or the next

But you better believe once I get the best

I'll be getting better than you'll ever know

Time to find a new boy, not too fast or slow

And once I find him, you know what he'll be?

The luckiest guy, cause that boy will have me